Or on myspace.

Too many people are starting to look alike to me that I can't tell who is who anymore.  Sheeps look the same too.

But I'm still here.

I'm enjoying my Animal Crossings: WW, dying to play Guitar Hero and DDR again and ready for the next semester to START!!!  Oh as well as looking forward to studying french in Chicoutimi in the provence of Quebec for 5 weeks. 

As for Britney Spears and her trials and tribulations....pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

I don't pity her.  Not one bit.  You reap what you so and the only person that can help you is YOU.

You can lead BritBrit to water, but you can't make her drink.

I've been busy studying french, watching Têtes à Claque, getting my questions answered.  I think...I think I really have a grasp of passé and imparfait.....I think.  It's weird.

I have a journal where I write in french only...and I actually get responses.  What a concept. 

I've been racking up points for helping people out on yahoo. 

 I skateboarded around in my garage.

 I'm not looking forward to the new season of the L Word.  Same drama...just happening to different people.

Snow in California?  Is the end of the world coming?  Zombies perhaps?

School...please start quickly...I need to be around people.

New Year...please bring something NEW.

Dream a Dream

Me

  Flock of Fools.

Anyways...I've just spent another hour restarting my computer just to get back on here and post this.  my head is KILLING me and I think a cracked a rib just coughing.  Anyways, finally, this is up.  Disclaimer: Eyes Beware as well as WTF, NWS.

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This isn't the actually rant, I just happened to stumble across total shyte....

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Come on now...I saw this and it just annoyed me.  For starters, I rode horses.  Hunter/Jumper AND western.  Religiously. 6 days a week, okay.  To see absolute shit like this selling, makes me want to stomp all over the dam paddock boot.

You can't wear "crap" like this when riding, I can guarantee you that.  You don't know how messy it is when you go riding.  My riding boots were NEVER cleaned, even when I attended shows and had to shine up my boots, never fails, they get DIRTY.  So to waste $1000 on a pair of these puppies because of the name brand equates you to a complete dumb ass in my book.  Better yet, I hope the horse mashes these puppies or take a dumb on them.

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Okay now on to The Rant ...it's short because I have a nasty headache and hopefully everything fits.

Okay so on ebay you can sell numerous things that people will bid money on, right?  Nice way to get some cash and watch people go crazy and outbid each other for your precious items, right?  Wellllll...over the years, all sorts of shit have been auctioned off on ebay...someone's virginity, airplane tickets and what not.  I mean people paid the price for that too.  Even some guy auctioned himself off as a possible date.  And don't remember how that went. Anyways...there are some people that go fucking too far.  I mean price wise.  Like...like this for example, tell me, how much would you pay for this?

$5 top?  Maybe $6.  Then throw in shipping and handling.

Well that thing, that atrocity above is actually on ebay for sale.  It's some stupid ass creation, some creation of  Marie Antoinette's severed (baby doll) head.  I'm not kidding.  Look, it even comes with a BASKET for the head.

Now, on ebay, there's this stupid description of the monstrocity:

about how, and I QUOTE: "The base of here neck spills red lace with dangling red crystals to symbolize blood. Her Basket is Spiraling Black Laquered Metal with 8 Leaf shaped Black Faceted crystals dangling from the Spirals. Her head rests on a Black and Purple Velvet Pillow that hangs inside the basket."

Yadda ya.

What's the Buy It Now price for this piece of work?

$500.

Currently there are no bids. Honestly...I would go to the dollar store, pop off a babydoll's head, dress it up and call it a day if I really want Marie Antionette's head.

The dark side of Ebay.

NEXT:

Because I want to wash my hands with shit:

It's soap.  Yes...soap....

NEXT:

Everyone wants to look like a "celeb".  They want that celeb's hairstyle, their clothes, their looks...anything just to "feel" like they're that person.  Or whatever comes oh so close. 

Ew.

Anyways, so there's a site where you can...uh...somewhat achieve that.  Yes, you too can look like a "celeb."  Apparently on this site, all you have to do is send in $20 and a pic of you before:

And then voila!:

Mad photoshopping skills.....

And yes, this site exists and yes they are charging. There were more but they were similar in work....

NEXT!

No...animial hair isn't all over this...

This was never originally meant to be worn out in public, it's strictly art for display.  It was made in Sweden.  I was going to post it in the fashion DON'T but after reading a poster's comment about what the artist said about her creation, I decided not to.  The artist likes working with hair...yes hair.  And her creation was "Corporate Adam and Eve"

"Haaaaaaaaaaair, grow it, show it, long as God can grow it, my hairrrrr"

Enough.

On to the Fashion Don'ts

Number 10:  Everyone enjoys a good pair of jeans, right?  Jeans come in all sorts of fits: boy cut/boyfriend (whatever they call it)flares, bellbottoms ect and they can either sit on your waist, or sit low below your waist for that preventable butt cleavage look.....OR they can sit above your waist.  Apparently, someone decided to go even a little higher, so high that you could possibly wear these pair of jeans as a sleeveless once piece...

Number 9:  Still on the topic of jeans please inform me if anyone dares to wear a pair like these:

Looks like a piss stain a la Fergie style...:-..

Number 8: 

Made out of goat hair or something, these...fuzzy hotpants(?) had matching pairs of legwarmers and leggings.  If they had made arm warmers, I would have a complete Cats outfit! "McCavity, McCavity, there's no one like Mc-Ca-vi-ty!"

What's with the zipper in the front?

Number 7: Yarn and bikinis just don't mix.  Yarn and bikinis don't mix, yarn and bikinis don't .....-sighs-  Meet bigbird's girl, bigbirdette...

Apparently this is a bikini set with a...bustle of...yarn?  Please tell me how you're going to go to the beach in this mess.  At a tune of $900?

According to it's creator:

This outfit is a true show stopper! The suit part is all one piece connected by a braid up the spine. The entire suit is covered with Swarovski crystals creating an incredible sparkle! The circular centerpiece is a tangle of treasures that keeps eyes and mind engaged for hours on end. Although the bustle has great volume it is very comfortable and easy to wear. This outfit is so much fun!

"Easy to wear.."  

Trying to figure out the easy to wear part...

Number 6: Necklaces.  Just what does your mind conjure up when you think necklaces?  Or better yet, what does your mind conjure up when you think Bling Bling?  Do you think of ginormous sized gold chains?  Chains with like ginormous pendants?  Well what does your mind conjure up when you think Clackity Clack?  Or Clunk Clunk?

Ponder no more: The first one, Clackity Clack.  It can be deemed useful if you go to maybe Homedepot or Lowes to match up paint.

The second one is Clunk Clunk.  Maybe you could carry...a plethora of beverages?

The third one is Babysitter's Necklace.  Entertain the kids.

The last is Tool...fashion....emergency....

Number 5: Vintage applies to the eighties?  According to wiki:

"Vintage clothing is a term for garments common in another era. Generally speaking, clothing older than 25 years is considered to be vintage, though opinions vary on this definition."

In my opinion...no.  I'll call 80s stuff vintage when I'm fucking in my late 50s and 60s.

I can clearly recall the eighties...clearly....and this item was just one of the big things to wear...with those shoulder pads.  You couldn't own a shirt without shoulder pads.  So this was in the comm...

Matador?

Anyways the seller says:

"Add a sequined tube top, some black tights and you can rock back to the 80's! This awesome jacket has a heavy zipper down the front, HUGE shoulder pads, black lace over epulauts, collar, cuffs and pocket flaps. Wear open for the slouch look or zip it up...Stand back Madonna or Cindy Lauper. Made of cotton and cotton lace. Measurement's are bust 42", 20" across back of shoulders, and 14" from shoulder pad to hem of jacket. Remember this is an over-sized slouch jacket. In excellent condition."

Yes Madonna and Cindy stand back....like maybe 100 feet or so so I can whip out the flamethrower and send this to hell.

Number 4: When I spotted this, all that rang out loud and clear was: "It puts the lotion in the basket!" and a flashback of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...

I guess since animal fur and skin are seen as a NO, some....someone decided to go with the other piece of flesh....Human.  Granted, it's synthetic....but you never know...

Jacket:

For a wopping $700, you too can run around in synthetic skin....more like dried up skin to me. Or just dried up meat.

According to one of the commenters in this comm that I sift through...

"I would only use that if it were real. I mean, "synthetic"?? What's the point? OH I'M SO EDGY I HAVE A BAG THAT LOOKS LIKE HUMAN SKIN. fucking blow me. But if it was real, that would be awesome. People would be like uh... is that... what is that? And you'd be all, Human leather. I killed and skinned a toddler for this bag. And they'd be like, holy shit, I will never fuck with this guy."

Accessories to go with you jacket?

They have skin pouches which, to me, look like testicles.

Don't forget that laptop case

And a jupe (skirt)!!

Number 3:

Underwear has gone through one hell of an evolution, it can now be bought in yummy candy form for the ladies.  But what about men?  They need something yummy and edible too!  Well boys, I've got just the thing for you...I give you "Brief Jerky!"  Not only is it yummy and edible, it's even bedazzled!!!!  According to it's magical creator, rumor has it that when your body comes in contact with this meaty haute couture, it heats up the jerky briefs and releases "natural" pheromones.

Natural pheromones, huh?  Sounds more like ass and crotch sweat stench.  Did we not learn from the previous rant?

Number 2:  This should and could be number 1 but number one totally killed it.  Or Jerky Briefs should've taken number 2.  Both just bad. But anyways....Crocs = Just NO!  I hate them with a passion.  They belong in the garden not on the streets!!!!

And if having crocs on your feet aren't enough, you can wear a miniature one on your waist for you damn cellphone.

Eyes...don't fail me now...

And now for number one....

Anyways who wouldn't want to see authentic brazillian models in bikinis?

Okay, now open your mind a little...open really wide and think models in furry bikinnis....open a little wider and think rat bikinis.  That's right RAT bikinis.  NOT live rats, but  this shit:

"CUSTOM-MADE FASHION ACCESSORIES

5 pieces of fake Chanel fashion accessories made out of taxidermised rats: 

a rat-bra, a rat-slip, a rat-handbag, a rat-handkerchief and a pair of high heel rat-shoes."

It gets WORSE!!!

How did P.E.T.A. miss this shit? (edit: I think P.E.T.A. has spotted them or something because their site has...disappeared)

Okay, okay....maybe, this is just speculation, but MAYBE they thought, "Hey, we need to do something about this rat population because they're soooo fucking out of control."  Then someone else said, "HEY!  Fashion!  Rats!  Fur but from animals that people detest/despise!"  Everyone thought that person was a genius and hence this shit was born:

rat thong. the poor creature

I owned rats, as pets.  They're smart, waaaaay too fucking smart if you ask me.  I just am at a loss of words here. :-..

Fucking. Gross. 

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Wait...now that I've just looked over the rat accessories...those are pet rats.  The markings and the colors....yeah...pet rats.

The site to the sicko's "couture" has conveniently disappeared; when I had found it, it had more crap on it and honestly it was just...one of those WTF?  He's obviously one gross guy because I just checked out his replacement site and was grossed out.  One word sums up the gross out: rimming.  I'm not kidding.  And he dares calls himself an artist?  I know art is subjective but...come on?

Please don't call yourself an artist man....

So that's it for this year....the world is filled with just some...unbelievable shit.  Hopefully next year will bring....pfffffftt....I have no clue. 

Maybe...people might be doing this:

Hmmm...

I'll be too busy to care.

Over and Out.

www.yourscenesucks.com

I don't know why they used Kiki when they should've put Kitchen...but anyways check out the sight for the rest because there are descriptions for every type.....

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Oh...and DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES/UNDERWEAR IN A BUNDLE.

Want to bitch about labels?  Preppy? Jock? Gangsta/Gangster? Ghetto?  Dyke?  I'm sure that if the guy who created this site created a site about the previous labels, people would've been "Ahaha!  Funny!" too.  I would've laughed too.

I was called "Emo" in a resteraunt while walking out.  For what reason?  I have no clue....maybe it was the hair?  Ooo?  I could've thrown my wallet, which is full of quarters, and knocked those guys out.  But I said, Fuck it, they don't know what that is.

But wow...I don't see anything in this post before this edit, with me labeling anyone.

Anyways, I was flipping through Nylon Mag and it makes me want to move to NYC...or end up there eventually.  Public transportation, loft living, thrift stores out the ass, probably an ocean of available women, and a variety of things to do.  Not to mention, I would be close to Canada, primarily Quebec.

Okay, so I was flipping through the mag and discovered two contests.  The first one is for the creative and or undiscovered geniuses out there....that applies to my myspace/buzznet friends because I KNOW you guys have a brain and are geniuses like that, otherwise I wouldn't have friended your ass or accepted your friends request.  So yeah, you get to design something...anything...for a t-shirt.  Graniph is looking for a design for their t-shirt and apparently it doesn't matter what your artistic expertise is, they want you to at least give it a shot.  The grand prize winner gets $9000 cash and to see your work of art printed on a Graniph tee!  Runners up (about ten people) get $900 and 20 third placers get $450Their site is in Japanese for now till next year, then they'll have an english version.  But yeah, design away.

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For the winter loving freaks out there, there's a snowboarding contest.  All you have to do is submit a story to nylongmag.com, telling them "Because of snowboarding..." and yak about your experiences.  But what if you're like me and never even seen a slope?  Well you can tell them why you want to learn!  That's what I'm going to do.  Not only do you win a shit load of gear, like a jacket, gloves, boots, helmet and a nice ass board from Burton, but you get to go on a trip....right in Colorado!  Oh did I mention that you get to bring a friend?  So yeah...enter!!

I just found those things interesting/fun/inspiring/creative.  Life is cool when you have a lot of free time on your hands....

Okay, so some vapid person added me as a "friend" and I ended up declining after checking out their profile. 

Why?  I usually friend everyone.

Well....I checked out the main profile page.  Had all these friends, favorited soooo many times, have their own "official" website, so many comments (to them) and buzzs and what not.  So I was like, Okay, then I went and checked out their journal/blog. 

Only 5 entries.  Extremely sparse, always promising some type of vids/pics...but overall sparse and vapid.  Okay...and the latest entry was that they just got a buzznet phone. They were all excited and whatever.

When people friend me or I friend people, I check out their profile AND journals.  I like to see what people talk about or have to say.  I ALWAYS do that.  Blogs tell you things about a person...HELLO!  Now, in that overexcited blog about getting this buzznet phone, there was a blurb about when they get BORED, they'll post comments back to comments made on their blog/pics.  When they become bored.

WTF?!

This idiot, this...vapid idiot at that, doesn't ...didn't deserve a buzznet phone. At all.  I'm not kidding.  If your journal is that empty, what the fuck do you have to offer with a phone? Sure you have myspace vids and youtube vids...but they sure as shit aren't on your buzznet.  You could've at least taken all of that "free time" you have and put some shit up.  Maybe post some journal entries?  Hello?  And out of all those friends, those 2000 friends....you only have ONE featured photo?  Wow...either your friends are a bunch of fucking mindless sheeps or something.  They sure can comment and buzz your pics but I guess not one of them know how to say "Wow, I really like this picture, it should featured".

Or maybe they just see how vapid you are.  I think that's the case.

With all this info that I've collected by going through, looking at shit, this can sorta tell you what this person is about?  I mean....how did this person manage to get a buzznet phone???

So seriously, buzznet, are we giving phones away to people who when they "get bored" they will reply to comments on their pictures/videos....blah BLAH BLAAAAAH...Is that what you're doing?  Hope the little fuckers don't lose that phone!

I guess it boils down to a popularity contest?  Am I missing something here?  I guess I should run around, friend every single soul on buzznet, haggle/beg/harass them to vote for me, comment my pics/vids (if there's any), oh and let's not forget a website to promote my useless merchandise/crap/cafepress t-shirts, and have absolutely nothing to say, nothing that people can relate to/grow from/ get inspired by.  Nothing.

I hate fucking people that are basically ghosts in a shell and I hate the fucking sheeps that follow after them. 

You suck. 

Go die or something.

There are more naturally talented/interesting people that I'd rather see with that fucking phone...

Sad.